Fun with IM

12:30 PM
you there?

12:30 PM
I'm here, but I'm really not.
whatever that means


1:14 PM
hey can you ping me when u have a few?


1:14 PM
how about after I've had a few?


1:23 PM
hey can you please review my code?

1:23 PM
sure.  You caught me doing email (what are the odds?) So I'm glad to do real work.



4:55 PM
Are you there?

1:45 PM
just logged on to my desktop.
I guess that IM was from yesterday.

1:45 PM
no worries, i think i have it covered.  thanks for checking back though

1:46 PM
SLA = less than 24 hours on IM.  beat that!

1:46 PM
Indeed!

1:51 PM
Your message is very important to us.
Please allow 18-24 hours for one of our representatives to respond to your instant message
at their earliest convenience.  The speed of <insert company here> (TM)


5:30 PM
I think they copied their process off of the doctor's office
when you tell the person at the front desk that your address has changed, then you tell the nurse.
Then you get to repeat the process on each return visit.

5:32 PM
for the next 10 years...

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