The Corporate Guide to the e-fficient use of Microsoft Outlook
- How      to turn off arrival indicator. 
 - Why?  I like frequent distractions.  I also       enjoying distracting others with my Facebook notifications during       meetings.
 - How      often to check email. 
 - Every waking second as we all are too smart for our       own good (-6 IQ points) 
 - Email      etiquette 
 - Be sure to reply all with ALL thank you notes.        ALSO, BE SURE TO USE UPPER CASE TO ADD THE PROPER EMOTION TO YOUR EMAILS       TO MATCH OUR IN-PERSON COMMUNICATION.
 - How      to search email (From x) 
 - For those used to instant gratification from using       gmail, delayed in-gratification is a valuable life skill.
 - How      to discourage email
 - Office hours – 
 - 9:00 AM 
 - Brilliant timing as everyone else is still answering         their emails so no one actually shows up, but we still get credit.
 - 3 strikes and you're out or ball 4, take a walk.
 - But long email threads provide useful material for the book I’m        writing in my “spare” time tentatively titled
“Miscommunication – How email is Destroying Humanity” - Remove self from mailing lists. 
 - But I like being notified by bots.  It makes me feel more human.
 - Create support web site  
 - But why do we need to provide good customer service?  We are a monopoly.  They have to use us.
 - Periodically change email name
 - I can't even remember my password.
 
Please be sure to reply all with suggestions on how we ALL can reduce email.
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